10 years ago??? really???

well happy belated holidays kids. not like anybody gives a shit. holidays means good food, good booze and pointless gifts. everyone who I love knows it, and gifts on Christ's birthday doesn't prove shit. that being said, i still love the ridiculous decor and festiveness of holidays, but that is just the because of the Kitch Queen that lives in me.

anyways, at work (despite the complaints of several co-workers, who shall go un-named) we have been listening to A LOT of the 90's station on XM radio. For those of you who have access to the station, start listening NOW and never stop. Even those who were resistant at first have warmed up to it. It is truly amazing, and you learn to love the worst of the decade. I will admit, I have been subject to a kitchen sing-a-long of "Satellite" by Dave Matthews. I know! SHOOT ME!

but on a good day, you are guaranteed to hear all of these:


a-HA a-HA


i wanted to be mariah carey sooooooo bad. who am i kidding, i STILL want to be mariah carey


oh sweden. THANK YOU.


"me and the crew used to ta do her"
(ps. this video is 20 {!!!!} years old)



i'm sure she is sick of hearing this, but no, Alanis, that is NOT ironic.

I could go on forever with this post, but I am sure you get the point.

You can continue the magic by sharing your favorites with me!

ps. really wanted to post Mr. Boombastic by Shaggy but embedding is disabled, bastards!!